After dinner last night Tom started experimenting with coil removal. At first he was taking just one off.
'Can you still here me Tom?'
'I can hear you a little bit...'
Once he's got our interest they both come off and, after some pretty impressive lip reading and they coils are restored to his head I ask
'Why did you take them both off?'
'Cos I'm crackers!'
His mummy has been teaching him some useful language.